The Prescription

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A married woman entered a Pharmacy, walked to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, “I would like to buy A FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS”.

The bewildered Pharmacist asked, “why, what for?” The lady replied, “I need to poison my husband.” The Pharmacist shouted, “Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin.”

” Absolutely not,” shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed, “Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription!!!”



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