Ok. Picture this: Here I came to the library for some peace of mind, with the hope to revise my essay DUE IN A COUPLE DAYS. But, guess what? I can’t. Why? Because four ladies decided to turn the library into a conference room, so they can discuss their genealogy. Plus there is a DJ rehearsing his music for his graveyard shift tonight. Well, I’m guessing on this one.
But, don’t’ forget the guy sitting not too far from the ladies who is constantly burping. I mean, he burps so loud that one would think our Bldg was just crashed by a bomb.
Just about an hour here, now I can tell the loudest woman was married to a Jew, who lived in Germany. She washes her hair with some herbal plants. Her tub was leaking. She was in the army; she’s been 62… all her life… Although the doctors said she’ll never walk, but “That’s fine, I walk everywhere now!” Oh yes! She went back to work in October… and so on – and so on! Lord have mercy on me.
The second one: “Usually don’t follow doctor’s order…” Perhaps why she has enough time to listen to the tall german looking woman. The.other one sitting across her is Mexican descent. The third one is a bit quiet, but I think she claimed she’s been here all her life; possibly Indian bloodline and diabetic.
The.other one sitting across her is Mexican descent. The third one is a bit quiet, but I think she claimed she’s been here all her life; possibly Indian bloodline and she is diabetic.
Now the loudest among the four claimed “She wakes up at 5:00 A.M. in the morning. Then heads toward the kitchen to start boiling her egg – before she gets dressed…. No wonder she has so much time to disturb us here. OMG! She still going on!!!
By the way, when did the library became a conference room? I feel like screaming here:
OMG! Now she’s a cook, teaching the rest of the prospects chefs her culinary expertise – LOUDLY.
I give up! All that food talk is making me hungry.
Ok. So it’s about an hour and a half later. Now she’s sharing her “Femme sage” history during her delivery. WITH EXPLICIT DETAILS.
OMG! I will never have another child again!
Anyway, whoever said the library was supposed to be quiet?
Ok So now that I saved you guys a trip from the Library, enjoy the rest of the day. Going home to write my novel.