Month: October 2016

Saving you a trip to the Library!

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Ok. Picture this: Here I came to the library for some peace of mind, with the hope to revise my essay DUE IN A COUPLE DAYS. But, guess what? I can’t. Why? Because four ladies decided to turn the library into a conference room, so they can discuss their genealogy. Plus there is a DJ rehearsing his music for his graveyard shift tonight. Well, I’m guessing on this one.

But,  don’t’ forget the guy sitting not too far from the ladies who is constantly burping. I mean, he burps so loud that one would think our Bldg was just crashed by a bomb.

Just about an hour here, now I can tell the loudest woman  was married to a Jew, who lived in Germany. She washes her hair with some herbal plants. Her tub was leaking. She was in the army; she’s been 62… all her life… Although the doctors said she’ll never walk, but “That’s fine, I walk everywhere now!”  Oh yes! She went back to work in October… and so on – and so on! Lord have mercy on me.

The second one: “Usually don’t follow doctor’s order…” Perhaps why she has enough time to listen to the tall german looking woman.  The.other one sitting across her is  Mexican descent. The third one is a bit quiet, but I think she claimed she’s been here all her life; possibly Indian bloodline and diabetic.

The.other one sitting across her is  Mexican descent. The third one is a bit quiet, but I think she claimed she’s been here all her life; possibly Indian bloodline and she is diabetic.

Now the loudest among the four claimed “She wakes up at 5:00 A.M. in the morning. Then heads toward the kitchen to start boiling her egg – before she gets  dressed…. No wonder she has so much time to disturb us here.  OMG! She still going on!!!

By the way, when did the library became a conference room? I feel like screaming here:

“QUIET PLEAEAEAEAEASE!!!”

OMG! Now she’s a cook, teaching the rest of the prospects chefs  her culinary expertise – LOUDLY.

I give up! All that food talk is making me hungry.

Ok. So it’s about an hour and a half later. Now she’s sharing her “Femme sage” history during her delivery. WITH EXPLICIT DETAILS.

OMG! I will never have another child again!

Anyway, whoever said the library was supposed to be quiet?

Ok So now that I saved you guys a trip from the  Library, enjoy the rest of the day. Going home to write my novel.

Later!

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Feeling Blah!!!

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Sorry folks! I’ve been feeling a bit BLAHHHH lately, so my humor cup had to be replenished. But today, I thought I would just pay you guys a visit, just to say “Hello!”

Before I leave, let me share a couple quotes I read today. Just in case some of you might  be faced with the same predicament. I don’t guarantee a permanent thrill, but at least, I hope it will be a sprinkle of light to sparkle your day ever for just a few seconds.

1.

“Thinking, “Here goes nothing,” could be the start of everything.”
—Drew Wagner

2.

“Bad stuff happens. Sometimes it makes no sense at all. Sometimes it’s unfair. Sometimes, it just plain sucks. Bad stuff happens sometimes. Always remember that you have to move on somehow. You just pick your head up and stare at something beautiful like the sky, or the ocean, and you move the hell on.”
—James Patterson

My answer? “Yeah right! Easy for you to say!”

Just kidding of course! In fact, after reading them, I felt much better. Well, at least for a second. That’s why I decided to  soak myself in my blue tub. Well, as you may notice my room is still a mess, but at least it’s a good start.

In fact, I was encouraged by after I read them, at least for a few seconds. Afterward,  I decided to  soak myself in my blue tub. Well, as you may notice my room is still a mess, but at least it’s a good start. Don’t you think?

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Ok. So she’s a caucasian woman, while I am and African American – Or should I say instead “I’m an African/Haïtian. Either way, so what? At least you got my grip!

Yes, this is muy latest painting. Hope you enjoy it!

And, “YES!”  I’m feeling much better now; refreshed and ready for new challenges.

Later.