THE CITY OF MAKE BELIEVE!

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I just gave away my last drop of blood. Yes, it was part of the pre-employment screening process for my new job.

And, as if that wasn’t enough for them, I had to deliver a loaf made from my skin as well.

That’s when I thought to myself, “I guess I should have saved some of my nails clipped from my last manicure too?”

Suddenly I heard, “Sure! And don’t forget a few string from your bushy hair as well.”

So I answered, “My hair too? Wow! “I should be compensated for?”

“For what?” She interrupted.

“For all that torture I’ve suffered so far. “You know? The pain from the pocking, skin slicing, and now my bald head?”

But she said. “That’s why we only hire senior citizens; because we figured they should be used to all that by now.”

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Can you believe that ruthless “Faker nurse?” The nerve of her!

It’s a good thing I was smart enough to be as fake as she was.

Yes, sometimes you just have to learn how to be prepared for tragedy.

So for my blood, I gave her an ounce of rat blood.

Instead of my hair, she clipped a piece of my weave.

And, as for my nails, they were snatched from a senior citizen cat, who belong to my next door neighbor.

“Are you sure those are your nails?” She asked me.

“They are as old as I am.” I answered her smiling.

So, did I get the job?

“Of course, I did!”

I just relocated to Hollywood, remember? The City of make believe!!!

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13 thoughts on “THE CITY OF MAKE BELIEVE!

    Miss Gentileschi said:
    May 28, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    Lol! Good read! 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

      rajivbakshi said:
      May 29, 2016 at 1:58 am

      A good read . Hope to see you read a book by Indie Author ( Senior Citizen ) : Journey from Guwahati to Machhiwara . It’s in 13 countries , 85 libraries

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    rajivbakshi said:
    May 29, 2016 at 1:55 am

    Would love to see you read a book on short stories by an Indian Author ( Senior citizen ) : Journey from Guwahati to Machhhiwara . Don’t say you don’t have dollars . You just got a new job . Book is on Amazon.com 9.99$

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      laughtermedicineforthesoul responded:
      May 30, 2016 at 1:01 am

      LOL I will try to save from the few pennies I’m getting paid to buy it. Will keep you posted. Thanks for reading my post.

      Liked by 1 person

    rajivbakshi said:
    May 30, 2016 at 2:09 am

    Love your posts . Where you based . Sir or Madam ?

    Like

    rajivbakshi said:
    May 30, 2016 at 4:26 am

    California , my second home 🙂

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