Month: March 2016
Of course, you must be wondering about my new song? Let me give you a hint: ” Once upon a time, I had a car which sounded just like that. It was a gremlin which I bought for $150.00 from one of the Northrop University student.
Guess what? When I attempted to get a tune up at the Pep Boys, the mechanics there refused to touch the car. Why? Because the motor was tied up with a cord.
Oh my God! We all had a good laugh.
“Didn’t you check the motor before you purchased the car?” They asked me.
“I didn’t know it had a motor. What does it look like?” I answered back.
“Well,” One of the guys answered, “It’s really hard to show you the motor because it’s fully wrapped… If I were you, I would stop driving this car.”
I answered, “But, I’ve been driving it every day from Long Beach to Los Angeles for the past year, and it never stopped. Why should I stop now?”
Yap! You guess right. I drove it for another year and finally gave it to another student, who offered me $300.00 even after he saw the special treatment on the motor. But, I chose to give it away instead.
So, do you think I’m crazy for humming this song in honor of my first car?
I don’t think so!
At least, I got you to read my story. And, it seems like you ‘re still reading it too.
Hey! Stop laughing at my song. This is an original!!!
P.S. This is a true story.
It’s been over a week since I’ve been here, and I’m still under the impression perhaps death took me by surprise, and I finally woke up in heaven.
Why? Because in my new world, I’m surrounded by old friends and family members. I’m talking about genuine people with selfless gestures, and no threat of hypocritical sting.
They smile from within. They give wholeheartedly. They help selflessly.
They deliberately value every moment they spend together like precious jewels. They are like fresh roses, so tightly knitted together, they form a beautiful tapestry, and the aroma of love is inevitable.
Yes, their notable generosity and selfless gestures surpassed the norm. And, as they remind me of the pleasant days we shared together back in the eighty’s, I truly feel in my BAIN.
After church, we head toward one of the siblings, or the aunties, where the family meal is prepared. Those absent are either working or living in another state.
While my sister in Law is cooking, my older niece is impersonating Trump. She makes it her business to follow his every move. She sounds just like him too. By the time she delivers her briefs, we all have teary eyes from laughter.
At one point I thought: “Interesting, America will finally have a first lady with an accent.”
But, another answered, “No, she would first have to learn how to speak English.”
“STOP THE PRESS!” My sister in law yelled. “You mean, he’s married to an immigrant, while he…?”
Imagine the steam from the living room while over ten women are deliberating on Trump’s future insane asylum.
Yes, laughter is my new bathtub, and love is my shower gel.
So, welcome to my new world!
Wishing all my friends and family members a blessed Easter!
Since my location, I’ve been very busy laughing my heart out while chatting with some friends and family. Bur trust me, I WILL BE BACK.
Meanwhile, enjoy the beauty of this season.
Equal $9.86 At the Airport!!!!!
Guys, I’m finally leaving Florida. Thank Goodness! It’s been almost thirty years since I made my entrance to this hellish State, where, at last, I’m making my humble exit.
It’s been almost thirty years since I made my entrance to this hellish State, whereI’m thankful at last, I’m making my humble exit.
Therefore, I would like to acknowledge everyone who’ve been a blessing to me along the way. And, I certainly hope somehow, in some minimal way, I had a positive impact on some of the humble and gentle-minded people who were still remaining here.
So, my heartfelt gratitude to the state of Florida, where I experienced a handful of genuinely pleasant glimpses and lived to be shocked by the most horrific encounters.
So, as I continue to look up and forward, I say to Florida, the most wicked land in the south-east region of the United States; may the Almighty purge and rescue the few good souls who are still remaining in this state. As for the others, the offsprings of darkness, may He truly grant your heart desires.
Sadly, then I doubt if even a cold glass of water will be able to quench your thirst. So, may you accept the provision of His grace before it’s too late.