My Future Children

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Cruella De Vil

Now that I’ve received pleasant news for my daughter, I expected to feel much better. But, with all the stress encountered from her past dilemma, I woke up with a horrible cold. I’m in so much pain, I feel as if death invited me to his ballroom. And, while we’re dancing, his black nails are piercing my lungs.
Oh YOU LIFE! I guess you enjoy teasing the good folks with your sanity! Why don’t you go stroll down the psychopath alley? You should find enough laughter to fill up your endless humor bag; don’t you think?

Trust me, my next lifetime, my only child will be called: “Stressfree Jr.”

How do I know it will be a boy? Well! Considering, I only have girls in this lifetime; then again, “HE” is a teaser. Job did say, “The things I fear the most, is what come upon me.”

Yap! I better be prepared. So, I guess, if I happen to have a girl, I will have to call her “Hellno.”


2 thoughts on “My Future Children

    thelonelyauthorblog said:
    January 21, 2016 at 12:01 am

    Love both names. You have me in tears with this post.

    Liked by 1 person

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