Ok. Below is my latest painting, entitled “Highly Favored.”
Seriously, don’t you think she’s highly favored? The woman has a naked angel crowning her with flowers. I bet you she’s Royalty too. Probably why the little angel is mesmerized by her beauty. Its either that or, she’s probably wearing J’adore by DIOR.
Yes, she’s pregnant. And, since those little brats don’t come out holding a manual, I decided to write one for her. The first page will read as follows:
“Beware, they do grow horns as they get older; so enjoy them while you can!”
Trust me, I welcome suggestions or critics, so let me hear from you.
Besides, I’m a duck, I don’t get wet.