Church Folks! – Humor

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“Didn’t I tell you, will be worthwhile coming to church tonight – Guess who’s going to be there?”

“Who – Brother Bush?”

“Girl, you still have a crush on Brother Bush- I thought you were over him?”

“Over him? Where did you hear that from?”

“Oh! Speaking of the devil, here he comes with his daughter.”

“Who are you talking about?”

“Brother Crook, the one walking with that beautiful young girl. Wow! She’s a young lady now!”

“Who’s child is she? Her mamma used to come to our Church?”

“No girl, that’s Mother Blunt’s grand-daughter, brother Crook is her son.”

“Praise the Lord Sisters!”

“Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord!”

“God is good Sisters, He’s been raising me up higher and higher!”

“He sure is Good Mother Hill, He’s good all the time!!!”

“Sure is! See you in Church Sisters.”

“Yes, what was I saying again? Oh Yes – Haven’t you heard the story about the two sisters?”

“Girl, have you forgotten? I only been here for six Months.

“Brother Crook was sleeping with two sisters at the same time, girl. – With his bad luck ass, both of them got pregnant about the same time  – OMG! It was the war from hell!”

“Are you serious? What Pastor had to say about that?”

“Girl, they were not church folks; back then, not even brother Crook was saved yet. Honestly, till this day I still wonder if he’s truly saved. Haven’t you noticed he only shows up here every blue moon? You think someone with his past history would be the first one waiting for the church door to be opened”

“But Sister, which one of the sisters he married?”

“Married? Honey he married another woman instead. For all I know, he’s probably cheating on her too! From what I heard, the older sister between the two, was a bitch, so she had an abortion.”

“Lord, have mercy! So the younger sister kept the baby.”

“Yap, that’s her daughter walking toward us, looks just like her Mamma. But she’s been raised by the older sister, who is her aunt, but she calls her Mom!”

“I don’t understand!”

“What don’t you understand? I heard the older one, had her younger sister killed, and stole her baby. Till this day brother Crook think the surviving child is the older sister’s daughter, when in fact, the girl’s mamma been dead.”

“Oh-My-God-! Are you for real?   Oh Lorrr-D! Here comes Brother Bush!”

“You with your “Brother Bush!” Wow! He’s a Bush all right, with all that beard hanging all over his – “Praise the Lord Brother Bush!”

“Praise – The – Lord! Sisters. Now don’t you ladies look gorgeous tonight?”

“Thank you Brother Bush, LOL You’re here to see the Prophet too? LOLl”

“Wouldn’t miss her for the world, I hear she’s a powerful woman of God!”

“She’s powerful all right – “The chuck load is about to spill over, and all the dirt will be exposed tonight!”

“Is she really that good?”

“Child, that woman will shake off the broom, and leave the dirt for us to sweep ourselves, then mop the floor clean!”

“Praise- the- Lord! In this case I need a good sit, although they all probably taken by now. See you later Sisters!”

“Lol, Nice seeing you Brother Buuush! Lol”

“Woman, stop blushing over the brother, all we know he’s probably gay!”

“Gay? Don’t say that about my future husb.”

“Here they come now! Praise the Lord Brother Crook and Mother Blunt! – Who this beautiful young lady might be?”

“Praise the Lord “Sister Noisy and Sister In –Trai-ning! “Church about to start, we need a great sit, will talk another day!”

“That Mother Blunt sure is something! “Goodness – Sometimes I wonder if she’s really saved too!”

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