Three young boys living in extreme poverty in Haïti. When asked “If you had a chance to go to school, what would be your major?
The first one answered: “ I would like to be a doctor, so I can contribute my skills to help the poor, while I live a comfortable life.”
The second one answered: “My seven siblings and I are living in one small room. I would like to be an engineer so I can build my mother a big house, and pay for my siblings’ education.”
The third one looked at both of them as if they were crazy. Then he answered: “I would like to be the first millionaire in hell!”
“What?” Why would you want to be a millionaire in HELL?
“Because in hell everyone is hot and constantly thirsty. I would open a water store there, so even Satan would become my friend.”